Chief Soldier

If you guys think that Singapore is a Police State, you are WRONG.

Singapore is run by soldiers, not policemen. At least, not yet...


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BN ver7.07 SEAL

Wolverine

Yes, we have uncovered Logan's real identity. =)

Defender of the Crown

The Crown Prince (a former Police Officer) defends the fortress.

Gangnam Style. =)

听风者

In an effort to establish a true blue democracy in Temasek, sometimes some sacrifices have to be made.


BN awaits the day when the Insider Service Departmental Store chief decide to issue the order to detain me without trial. That day is the day a person's patience is breached. The King's patience, to be specific.

While it is never BN's intention to outwit the King, his majesty is like any other mortal - he has a temperament. And maybe there will be this day whereby BN will become Joseph, thrown into the darkest prison yet.


In order to ensure that the HAPPY REVOLUTION goes on, BN has put in place a system of succession, just like the King has "appointed" Swee Keat as the most likely candidate for the 4th PM.

Click here to read whole article.


BN has assigned "CN" to succeed , should the mission fail.


Yes. BN is currently the 老鬼.  I work 7/24 a week in a BatmaN Cave. BN's objective is to ensure that the two-party system is re-established for the Citizens. My timeline is infinite.

So this is what will happen IF BN disappear without a trace for a continuous period of 3 months:

1. CN (nicknamed SIAO ON), BN's closest media friend, will take over my duty and become the next 老鬼. He/She will continue to broadcast to all, either using this web, or a totally new web.

2. DN (also known as Robin), BN's 2nd media friend, will inform all media workers about my arrest/detention. BN's ID (real name) will be leaked to all industry players.

3. EN (better known as Orang Ketiga), BN's 3rd media friend, will contact the opposition camps and feed them with my strategies to recapture "THE GRCs" that we planned.

4. F&N (He being BN's very rich & powerful business friend) shall go into the stock market and do some magic tricks.

With the above insurance, BN's arrest/detention/imprisonment (if there were) will not go wasted.


Finally, BN wishes all Singaporeans a happy National Month.

This is BN's National Day Rally ahead of the King's speech on August 26, 2012 , 6:45pm.


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BN
August 23, 2012 (Someone's birthday)

Swee Keat the 4th for real

Ladies and gentlemen,

I announce to you that King Hsien Loong has done everything short of appointing SPF Overseas Scholar Swee Keat as his successor.

According to the Singapore Bookie King, the odds of the candidates becoming the 4th PM are as follows:

Swee Kiat 1.03:1 (like Man City winning the league)

Chun Sing 2:1
Chuan-Jin 3:1
Lawrence 4:1

Chee Hean 10:1 (Reason is that political observers believe he belongs to the 3rd generation, and will stay put there... his only real chance of taking over is IF the current PM suddenly passes away or steps down within these coming 5 years, which are rather unlikely.)


Stay focused though, for there is always a possibility of a miracle for the underdog.

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BN

Maranata

活国父 - 李光耀

Happy National Day!

Another 3 more days, the King will be exactly 8 years in POWER.

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? After all these years of hiring image consultants, still so stiff.... Why ya???

Is it because of Stiff Jobs ?


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BN
9 August 2012

THE FOUR (BN's version) - part 1

Good Monday to fellow citizens. This year, instead of giving you the usual National Day Message, BN shall tell you a story instead.

It is the story of an ancient kingdom.

And it goes like this...


Chapter 1 - The Discovery

In year BC7000, there was a kingdom of the Mystic Isles of the MoonFiveStars. The isles was ruled by a King, called Xuan Long 玄龙。He was nicknamed "Dragun", because he was the King who issued out guns to all his imperial guards and his elite constables. The kingdom was run with an ironfist, where every court officials took direct orders from him.

Of course, Xuan Long was a wise and benevolent ruler. He believed in strict laws and enforcement to keep the social fabric in place. He tolerated no corruption at all. Many of his court officials soon began to dislike him, for they felt that he was too stringent in control. Soon, there were evil ones who began to plot to overthrow him.


Words soon gets to the ears of the King. He was a little shaken at first, wondering...

"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? I did so much for my people, why do they want to replace me with another mad dog from Class95?? "

The King called forth his most trusted advisers. There were three of them.


The first, Ah Sing, said, "Your majesty, we must control each and every family, then we can fish out the secret hideouts of the bandits."

The second, Ah Cai, said, "Your majesty, we must control the finances of everyone, monitoring who evades tax and who is corrupt, then we can trace the culprits."

The third, and the most crafty advisor, Ah Jin, suggested softly, "We must poke our nose into everyone's face, the tea houses, the pubs, the marketplace and most importantly the temples. Then, we can hear from the people's mouth who are with you and who are not! "


Xuan Long liked the third idea from Ah Jin. No, he LOVED it! He then dismissed the three and pondered over it for 7 days 7 nights.

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Chapter 2 - The Four Inspectors

On the Eight Days (not the Mediacock magazine la...hallo??!) .... And on the Eighth Day, he called upon his Chief Eunuch "Thatman".

"Thatman, I need you to assemble a team of 4 elites, each having different skills and abilities. I want you to infiltrate them into the marketplace. Each of them shall move into the FOUR TEMPLES of worship."
The King roared!

"Yes, your majesty! " Thatman retired from His Majesty's Chamber.

The next day he came back with 4 persons.

They bowed before the King.


The first one said, "My name is Tie-Jiao 铁脚 (Iron-Feet), and I specialize in the Shaolin iron kicks. I can breakthrough walls and destroy metals without much effort with just One Kick. Last but not least, I am expert in penalty kicks!! "

Xuan Long nodded.


The second one answered "I am Zhui-Ming 追名(Chasing-Fame). I am the master thief and spy. I move in shadows and no one can detect me, but I can see everyone's movement and hear what they say. Most importantly, I aim to be the MoonFiveStars Idol 2012 ! =D "


Xuan Long smiled.


The third person was a fat man. If you expect him to be sitting on a wheel-chair... sorry arh... this is a different story.... His name was...

"Wu-Lian 无脸 (Faceless) or rather "Bo-Bin" in the special dialect. I can move objects with my mind and most importantly, i can read faces like a book. This, I call it Facebook! "


"Wah-zaRn !!!" Xuan Long finally got impressed and opened his golden mouth.Got garlic breath i think...


"And how about you, Mr... ?" The King points his right index finger towards the fourth person. She was not a man, but rather, a short-haired lady.


She stood still and bowed her head, not answering the King.

Thatman saw something amiss and quickly intercepted, "Err, your majesty... Her name is Xia-Xue 下雪(Falling Snow...) Xia-Xue is not very THE good in public speaking, but she is the greatest OBSERVER and Writer. Her best gift is her nose. She can smell a rat from 10km away. No corruption can escape her eyes. Her hands are fastestestestest than the spinning flying daggers of infamous Bandit Khiang. Her tongue can detect poison just by being 1cm close uncontacted. And finally, her EARS can detect lies. ALL KINDS OF LIES, and especially white lies - the dirtiest form of lies.


The King was trembling....

"Got such a monster meh?" He questioned.

"My Lord, trust me ya! " Chief Eunuch Thatman tried his best to introduce the quiet Xia-Xue.


"Hmmm.... Okie.... in that case, issue them immediately with my Golden Badges and send then to the respective FOUR MEGA TEMPLES.


And THE FOUR were despatched as follows:


铁脚 Tie-Jiao - Temple of the Fire in the East
追名 Zhui-Ming - Temple of the Waters in the North
无脸 Wu-Lian (Bo-Bin) - Temple of the Metals in the West
and
下雪 Xia-Xue - Temple of the Mother Earth in the South.

There is still one Temple left in the 5 elements.

..................................................The Temple of Wood.


What will happen to the four Imperial Inspectors of King 玄龙 ? Will 下雪 the silent assassin accomplish her mission?

Look out for Part 2 - 下雪


Coming Soon to an online theatre near you.


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BN Productions

in celebration of Singapore National Day 2012

The three Must-keteers

Hi Hi Hi !!!

Sooo happy finally Hsien Loong gets my hint and offers people a choice for PM succession.

The King is wise.

Now... apparently, things have changed.

Good news to citizens of Singapore, but not very THE good news to my dear Chun Sing.

But we all know it is the right way.

Three men. Three CHOICES.

We can all discuss and debate in coffeeshops, hawker centres, shopping malls and in offices.

Time to start thinking who is your preference ya?


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BN